Applephant

An applephant, grazing alone, in a subsaharan apple orchard. It's unfinished... but whatever – due-dates don’t wait.

Thank Goodness for Holiday Spirit…

…Because if somebody else didn’t have it, then they wouldn’t have put out ornaments, and if that hadn’t happened, I wouldn’t have been able to steel this one, and if that hadn’t happened, I wouldn’t have been able to start painting my ugly mug, and if that hadn’t happened, I wouldn’t have been able to finish painting my ugly mug, and if that hadn’t happened, I wouldn’t have been able to put the ornament back, and if that hadn’t happened, then nobody would’ve missed it and I’d be happier ‘cause I’d feel like a rebel.  Maybe I’ll steal it again some time.

A Theory of Questionable Validity on the Functionally Fractal Nature of Human Psychology

No, he’s not about to swing on a vine.  Can you imagine what that kind of momentum would do to the poor little guys trying to maintenize his insides?

Some initial sketches:

First Draft:

Final Draft